If you’re anything like me, there are probably two Hercules that are invading your sex dreams: Kevin Sorbo from the television series Hercules: The Legendary Journey, or Hercules from the animated Disney film Hercules; because let’s not pretend you didn’t secretly want a Grecian wind to blow his gladiator skirt up like a Hellenic Marilyn Monroe.
But given the looks of this – albeit terrible-looking – trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins, Kellan Lutz does a good job playing up the illusion of this ancient hero. And by “does a good job” I mean he is consistently shirtless enough to make this entertaining to watch. Shirtless and sweaty. Thank goodness those Greeks loved fighting… and had yet to discover the science behind air conditioning. Watch the trailer, below.