I think it’s only fitting that I begin this morning which is actually a Parisian afternoon by officially apologizing. For what you ask? For shocking you with the sight of the demure François donning a prophylactic in my very first blog. If you missed it… I apologize again. Kind of. Francois
Now I should be clear and divulge that I fully endorse the use of prophylactics in all instances of corporeal to corporeal contact. And by corporeal I mean the physical body and not this type of Corporal.
Although I guess there would be absolutely nothing wrong with a little corporeal action with this Corporal as long as there was a prophylactic involved. At any rate I certainly did not intend the modern understanding of corporeal to be the undead.
I’m sure there may be instances when it would be appropriate though I can’t think of any off the top of my head and certainly wouldn’t want to be labeled discriminate BUT I don’t think it would be a good idea to have corporeal contact with these corpses even with the use of a package of prophylactics.
I should return to my original morning thought of Francois. The reason I endorse the video of this Titan I posted yesterday is simple. He’s making the use of a condom sexy. And that’s cool. Seriously. There are plenty of condom naysayers and we’re living in an age when I believe public health is all of our responsability… and it starts in really simple places. Like washing your hands and putting some plastic on your penis. Everytime.
So what could be better on a Parisian morning such as this than a French stud like Monsieur Sagat showing us how to properly donne a chapeau? But if the site of him ‘putting it on’ alarms you – let me comfort you with an image of him sleeping – but please be aware – even in sleep François wears a prophylactic – always at the ready.
uld be better on a Parisian morning such as this than a French stud like Monsieur Sagat showing us how to properly donne a chapeau? But if the site of him ‘putting it on’ alarms you – let me comfort you with an image of him sleeping – but please be aware – even in sleep François wears a prophylactic – always at the ready.
Perhaps you’re thinking, come on now Good Time Charlie! Couldn’t you have just made your point with a video of a unicorn putting on a condom? And I will answer that question with another question. Just where would you suggest I find a video of a unicorn shimmying into a condom? (I have keen suspicion that a unicorn would indeed shimmy.) The problem with that request is that no unicorn has ever been caught on video in the act. It’s certainly not a matter of their existence. Oh yes, my friends, they exist. Unicorns really do exist.