As I’m sure some of you may know I have been in MTL for the past week, and I would be lying if I didn’t say that the whole trip has been a bit of a blur, in the best of ways. Night clubs, hookah, poutine, and a whole lot of GuySpy action! Out here I have managed to perfect my technique for the perfect walk of shame. Because let’s be honest, if you know how to rock it, then it can be a solid stride of pride.
So you you’ve been out all night.
You’ve probably had a little too much to drink.
And you’ve probably been flirting with A LOT of boys.
And you’ve chosen the one for you.
You dance for a bit and have a few laughs.
Then one thing leads to another and BAM you’ve got your boy for the night.
And then you wake up the next day…
and you realize you are not in your own bed.
Be super silent.
Grab your shit and gtfo.
or walk out as inconspicuously as possible.
and then pop on GuySpy and do it all over again!