Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and thanks to Stupid Cupid it seems like this year I’m going to spend it by myself, yet again! I don’t have a problem being single whatsoever, still, let’s be honest, seeing everyone around you get all smoochie and shit can get really annoying.
I must admit I’m very picky about meeting possible “boyfriend material” guys. I’m pretty much just like Olive Penderghast from the USA comedy Easy A;
I want John Cusack holding a boom box outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
Hooking up with guys, well that’s a whole different story… But hey! A girl should never settle down for less than what she deserves…
For that reason, more often than not I find myself daydreaming about the day I meet my “Prince Charming“ on Instagram (that would be a fucking great love story) or using my GuySpy App. So far I’ve met some amazing guys using my App, and today’s GuySpy Real Guy of the Week is no exception.
Hungarian Dj Elfour Zedeloh got in touch with me via Facebook and as soon as I saw his profile pic I knew I was in lust love… I don’t know if it’s the rough look or the charming personality, but there’s something about Eastern European guys that drive me crazy.
On top of being unbelievably handsome, he’s a very well known DJ in his country. Hot and successful – where do I sign up? But enough of embarrassing myself drooling over his sexiness, let’s see what he told me…
GuySpy profile name: elfourzedeloh
Location: Budapest, Hungary
1. What do you like the most about GuySpy app?
The map feature. If I could develop a dating app I would do the same (Actually I planned to hire a developer for this but you guys were faster. :P). There is also a clear-cut and modern desktop website and it’s very easy to use! And today I had 20 unread messages from the sexiest guys on the planet. 😀
2. How would you describe your perfect guy?
Prince of my dreams is a masculine, hairy guy with a big heart. Okay, big heart is more important than hairy. 🙂
3. What’s the craziest place you ever had sex? Tell us about it.
There were more, but once was in a forest. It was damn exciting. I really like outdoor sex. 😉
4. What’s your dirty little secret?
Well, if I would have, I wouldn’t tell it because it wouldn’t be a dirty little secret anymore. But I haven’t got any. My life is an open book especially to my friends and my family.
5. Who would you say is a good role model (straight or gay, female or male) for the gay community? Why?
My biggest gay idol is Ricky Martin. I used to say: “The reason why I’m gay is the ‘She bangs’ video of Ricky.” Besides this, I think his coming-out was a big step and a good example to the gay community and to the whole world in 2010. Especially because he did it after adopting twins…
– I’m sexy, I’m cute! I’m popular to boot! – Quite hairy, with a big heart without a doubt and definitely into outdoor sex… Bingo! We have a winner! Now, if you could just stop staring at my man I’d really appreciate it.
If you think you have what it takes to be our next “Real Guy of the Week” e-mail me (email@example.com) with your username, location, and age. I will review all the submissions with the rest of the GuySpy team, and pick a candidate. The lucky winner gets to be featured on our blog, wins a Gift Pack and 3 months free of GuySpy+. Don’t wait any longer to submit your profile. You could be next week’s Guy!
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